My neighbors have gone to Mexico to visit their relatives, and asked me to take care of their plants and cat, and get their mail.  They’ve helped me out in the past, and don’t complain when the women I bring home have screaming orgasms, so I don’t mind doing a few favors while they’re away.

Plus, they said if I want, I could use their place if I want.  Their place is much bigger and better than my apartment.  Their bathroom has a huge jacuzzi tub, and their balcony is humungous.  They keep their bbq out there all year long, and fire it up all the time.  Whenever I smell it, I get so jealous.  Now I have access all week long.  I’ve been bbqing for dinners ever night for the past four days.

Fuck I love cheeseburgers.

Anyway, I’ve been using their apartment for my online sex dates.  The Jacuzzi tub has seen more than its share of action in the past few days.  As soon as I get my own house, the first thing I’m buying is a big Jacuzzi tub.  It’s awesome if you’re by yourself – soothing and relaxing.  But if you have a woman in there- holy fuck.  It is amazing.  Hot, slippery, and wet.  Plus, anything that relaxes a woman is great for sex.  The more relaxed she is, the more she’ll get into it, if you know what I mean.

Plus, there are the jets of warm water to stimulate her genitals while she’s giving you head.  A million other reasons.

If you have the means, GET ONE.

I am not a spokesman for Jacuzzi, Inc. or any of its subsidiaries.

Anywho, I got some burgers on the grill now, and they smell like they’re done.  I’ll blog about the balcony sex I had last night.  It was exciting to say the least – anyone could have looked up or taken pictures of us.  Thrilling!